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Pet squish

My aunt Trudy dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

puppy 🐶 hamster 🐹 gerbil 🐹 cat 🐈 parrot 🦜 tarantula 🕷 mouse 🐁 kitten 🐱 monkey 🐒 goldfish 🐠

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