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Pet squish

My aunt Trudy dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 goldfish 🐠 parrot 🦜 rock ⚫️ rabbit 🐰 mouse 🐁 guinea pig 🇬🇳 poodle 🐩 pony 🐴 gerbil 🐹

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