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Pet squish
My
aunt
Trudy
dropped
a car tyre
on their pet
guinea pig 🇬🇳
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Sparky
Frodo
Pebbles
Squishy
Rosie
Poppy
Hufflepuff
Picard
...Stink
Akira
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Dan
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