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Pet squish

My aunt Trudy dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

parrot 🦜 goldfish 🐠 parakeet 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 snake 🐍 rock ⚫️ cat 🐈 poodle 🐩 mouse 🐁 rabbit 🐰

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