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Pet squish

My aunt Trudy dropped a watermelon on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

rabbit 🐰 parakeet 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parrot 🦜 cat 🐈 pony 🐴 goldfish 🐠 pug 🐶 monkey 🐒 tarantula 🕷

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