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Pet squish

My aunt Greta dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 gerbil 🐹 dog 🐕 parrot 🦜 poodle 🐩 canary 🦜 labrador 🐕 rabbit 🐰 monkey 🐒 pug 🐶

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