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Pet squish

My aunt Greta dropped a small child on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

puppy 🐶 mouse 🐁 gerbil 🐹 hamster 🐹 tarantula 🕷 guinea pig 🇬🇳 cat 🐈 parrot 🦜 kitten 🐱 rock ⚫️

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