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Pet squish

My aunt Greta dropped a small child on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 kitten 🐱 labrador 🐕 parakeet 🦜 poodle 🐩 parrot 🦜 pony 🐴 hamster 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 monkey 🐒

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