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Pet squish
My
aunt
Greta
dropped
a priceless vase
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
guinea pig 🇬🇳
canary 🦜
parakeet 🦜
goldfish 🐠
rock ⚫️
pony 🐴
mouse 🐁
rabbit 🐰
dog 🐕
poodle 🐩
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