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Pet squish

My aunt Greta dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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parrot 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 canary 🦜 gerbil 🐹 parakeet 🦜 dog 🐕 pony 🐴 tarantula 🕷 cat 🐈 kitten 🐱

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