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Pet squish
My
aunt
Greta
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
monkey 🐒
snake 🐍
canary 🦜
mouse 🐁
poodle 🐩
gerbil 🐹
goldfish 🐠
guinea pig 🇬🇳
tarantula 🕷
pony 🐴
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