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Pet squish
My
aunt
Greta
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
tarantula 🕷
goldfish 🐠
rock ⚫️
parakeet 🦜
guinea pig 🇬🇳
pug 🐶
snake 🐍
kitten 🐱
canary 🦜
dog 🐕
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Dan
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