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Pet squish

My aunt Greta dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

pony 🐴 canary 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 puppy 🐶 hamster 🐹 parakeet 🦜 poodle 🐩 gerbil 🐹 rock ⚫️ tarantula 🕷

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