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Pet squish
My
aunt
Greta
dropped
a gold ingot
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
pug 🐶
hamster 🐹
parrot 🦜
guinea pig 🇬🇳
cat 🐈
dog 🐕
rock ⚫️
snake 🐍
canary 🦜
puppy 🐶
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