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Pet squish

My aunt Greta dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 kitten 🐱 pony 🐴 poodle 🐩 rock ⚫️ parrot 🦜 canary 🦜 rabbit 🐰 guinea pig 🇬🇳 puppy 🐶

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