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Pet squish

My aunt Greta dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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cat 🐈 hamster 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 tarantula 🕷 parakeet 🦜 pony 🐴 pug 🐶 mouse 🐁 parrot 🦜 canary 🦜

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