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Pet squish

My aunt Greta dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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rock ⚫️ parrot 🦜 poodle 🐩 snake 🐍 gerbil 🐹 canary 🦜 dog 🐕 cat 🐈 parakeet 🦜 kitten 🐱

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