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Pet squish

My aunt Greta dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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labrador 🐕 puppy 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳 snake 🐍 rabbit 🐰 rock ⚫️ monkey 🐒 parakeet 🦜 pug 🐶 hamster 🐹

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