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Pet squish

My aunt Greta dropped a car tyre on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 parrot 🦜 goldfish 🐠 pug 🐶 mouse 🐁 canary 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 gerbil 🐹 hamster 🐹 dog 🐕

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