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Pet squish
My
aunt
Greta
dropped
a bowling ball
on their pet
hamster 🐹
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
Hufflepuff
Pebbles
...Wibble
Smeagol
Stella
Akira
Ginger
Luke Skywalker
Jelly
Gus
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