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Pet squish

My aunt Greta dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

monkey 🐒 parrot 🦜 parakeet 🦜 cat 🐈 labrador 🐕 pony 🐴 tarantula 🕷 goldfish 🐠 canary 🦜 rabbit 🐰

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