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Pet squish

My aunt Trisha dropped a sofa on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 snake 🐍 goldfish 🐠 dog 🐕 pony 🐴 cat 🐈 tarantula 🕷 pug 🐶 rock ⚫️ mouse 🐁

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