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Pet squish

My aunt Trisha dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

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canary 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rabbit 🐰 goldfish 🐠 tarantula 🕷 parrot 🦜 monkey 🐒 labrador 🐕 poodle 🐩 kitten 🐱

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