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Pet squish
My
aunt
Trisha
dropped
a priceless vase
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
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rabbit 🐰
goldfish 🐠
tarantula 🕷
parrot 🦜
monkey 🐒
labrador 🐕
poodle 🐩
kitten 🐱
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