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Pet squish
My
aunt
Trisha
dropped
a gallon of soy sauce
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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guinea pig 🇬🇳
canary 🦜
dog 🐕
tarantula 🕷
mouse 🐁
gerbil 🐹
cat 🐈
parrot 🦜
kitten 🐱
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