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Pet squish
My
aunt
Trisha
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
gerbil 🐹
goldfish 🐠
canary 🦜
pug 🐶
dog 🐕
hamster 🐹
snake 🐍
guinea pig 🇬🇳
rabbit 🐰
cat 🐈
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