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Pet squish

My aunt Trisha dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

goldfish 🐠 canary 🦜 poodle 🐩 cat 🐈 gerbil 🐹 labrador 🐕 pony 🐴 snake 🐍 rabbit 🐰 parakeet 🦜

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