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Pet squish

My aunt Trisha dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

gerbil 🐹 hamster 🐹 labrador 🐕 canary 🦜 tarantula 🕷 pony 🐴 dog 🐕 monkey 🐒 goldfish 🐠 rabbit 🐰

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