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Pet squish

My aunt Trisha dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 puppy 🐶 poodle 🐩 hamster 🐹 labrador 🐕 cat 🐈 goldfish 🐠 canary 🦜 parakeet 🦜 rock ⚫️

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