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Pet squish

My aunt Trisha dropped a photocopier on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

goldfish 🐠 pony 🐴 mouse 🐁 hamster 🐹 canary 🦜 snake 🐍 gerbil 🐹 monkey 🐒 puppy 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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