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Pet squish
My
aunt
Trisha
dropped
an anvil
on their pet
goldfish 🐠
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
Maya
Princess
Bilbo
Smeagol
Dexter
Sparky
Akira
...Wibble
Hufflepuff
...Stink
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