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Pet squish

My aunt Thelma dropped a computer on their pet …

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poodle 🐩 snake 🐍 parrot 🦜 goldfish 🐠 gerbil 🐹 cat 🐈 tarantula 🕷 rock ⚫️ pug 🐶 labrador 🐕

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