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Pet squish

My aunt Thelma dropped a computer on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 parakeet 🦜 canary 🦜 mouse 🐁 snake 🐍 guinea pig 🇬🇳 hamster 🐹 poodle 🐩 kitten 🐱 cat 🐈

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