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Pet squish

My aunt Thelma dropped a piano on their pet …

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rock ⚫️ goldfish 🐠 kitten 🐱 canary 🦜 parakeet 🦜 cat 🐈 puppy 🐶 rabbit 🐰 guinea pig 🇬🇳 gerbil 🐹

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