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Pet squish
My
aunt
Thelma
dropped
a sofa
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
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parrot 🦜
guinea pig 🇬🇳
monkey 🐒
kitten 🐱
pony 🐴
mouse 🐁
hamster 🐹
dog 🐕
puppy 🐶
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