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Pet squish

My aunt Thelma dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

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cat 🐈 monkey 🐒 guinea pig 🇬🇳 goldfish 🐠 snake 🐍 tarantula 🕷 pony 🐴 gerbil 🐹 canary 🦜 puppy 🐶

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