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Pet squish

My aunt Thelma dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

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pony 🐴 poodle 🐩 guinea pig 🇬🇳 cat 🐈 tarantula 🕷 rabbit 🐰 parrot 🦜 snake 🐍 goldfish 🐠 kitten 🐱

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