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Pet squish
My
aunt
Thelma
dropped
a barrel
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
guinea pig 🇬🇳
poodle 🐩
canary 🦜
mouse 🐁
labrador 🐕
parrot 🦜
pony 🐴
snake 🐍
hamster 🐹
pug 🐶
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