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Pet squish

My aunt Thelma dropped a barrel on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 guinea pig 🇬🇳 kitten 🐱 parrot 🦜 goldfish 🐠 parakeet 🦜 poodle 🐩 labrador 🐕 rock ⚫️ snake 🐍

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