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Pet squish

My aunt Thelma dropped a barrel on their pet …

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guinea pig 🇬🇳 poodle 🐩 canary 🦜 mouse 🐁 labrador 🐕 parrot 🦜 pony 🐴 snake 🐍 hamster 🐹 pug 🐶

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