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Pet squish

My aunt Thelma dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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pony 🐴 pug 🐶 monkey 🐒 dog 🐕 rock ⚫️ poodle 🐩 goldfish 🐠 mouse 🐁 rabbit 🐰 parrot 🦜

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