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Pet squish

My aunt Thelma dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

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rock ⚫️ gerbil 🐹 parrot 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 snake 🐍 puppy 🐶 poodle 🐩 canary 🦜 rabbit 🐰 pug 🐶

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