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Pet squish

My aunt Thelma dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 cat 🐈 dog 🐕 poodle 🐩 parrot 🦜 tarantula 🕷 labrador 🐕 kitten 🐱 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rabbit 🐰

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