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Pet squish

My aunt Thelma dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

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kitten 🐱 parakeet 🦜 goldfish 🐠 tarantula 🕷 pony 🐴 gerbil 🐹 labrador 🐕 cat 🐈 mouse 🐁 puppy 🐶

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