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Pet squish

My aunt Thelma dropped a car tyre on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

snake 🐍 rock ⚫️ canary 🦜 tarantula 🕷 monkey 🐒 cat 🐈 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parrot 🦜 goldfish 🐠 parakeet 🦜

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