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Pet squish

My aunt Thelma dropped a watermelon on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

dog 🐕 gerbil 🐹 pony 🐴 mouse 🐁 parrot 🦜 rock ⚫️ parakeet 🦜 pug 🐶 cat 🐈 poodle 🐩

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