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Pet squish

My aunt Sylvia dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 goldfish 🐠 pug 🐶 hamster 🐹 cat 🐈 guinea pig 🇬🇳 puppy 🐶 monkey 🐒 parrot 🦜 mouse 🐁

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