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Pet squish

My aunt Sylvia dropped a sofa on their pet …

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pug 🐶 parrot 🦜 goldfish 🐠 snake 🐍 gerbil 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 canary 🦜 pony 🐴 cat 🐈 rabbit 🐰

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