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Pet squish

My aunt Sylvia dropped a sofa on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 pony 🐴 monkey 🐒 parakeet 🦜 gerbil 🐹 puppy 🐶 dog 🐕 parrot 🦜 labrador 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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