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Pet squish

My aunt Sylvia dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

guinea pig 🇬🇳 gerbil 🐹 canary 🦜 puppy 🐶 dog 🐕 monkey 🐒 parakeet 🦜 rock ⚫️ hamster 🐹 goldfish 🐠

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