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Pet squish

My aunt Sylvia dropped a television on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

gerbil 🐹 cat 🐈 goldfish 🐠 guinea pig 🇬🇳 monkey 🐒 snake 🐍 rock ⚫️ kitten 🐱 parakeet 🦜 rabbit 🐰

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