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Pet squish

My aunt Sylvia dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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pony 🐴 tarantula 🕷 gerbil 🐹 puppy 🐶 rock ⚫️ mouse 🐁 parrot 🦜 rabbit 🐰 hamster 🐹 parakeet 🦜

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