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Pet squish
My
aunt
Sylvia
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
snake 🐍
gerbil 🐹
cat 🐈
goldfish 🐠
pug 🐶
parakeet 🦜
puppy 🐶
pony 🐴
hamster 🐹
mouse 🐁
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