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Pet squish
My
aunt
Sylvia
dropped
a gold ingot
on their pet
kitten 🐱
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Simba
Murphy
Voldemort
Ziggy
...Snuffles
Squishy
...Wibble
Rocky
Roxy
Rex
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