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Pet squish

My aunt Sylvia dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

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guinea pig 🇬🇳 tarantula 🕷 puppy 🐶 canary 🦜 snake 🐍 goldfish 🐠 pug 🐶 pony 🐴 monkey 🐒 gerbil 🐹

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