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Pet squish

My aunt Sylvia dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

poodle 🐩 snake 🐍 rock ⚫️ cat 🐈 canary 🦜 rabbit 🐰 guinea pig 🇬🇳 dog 🐕 kitten 🐱 labrador 🐕

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