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Pet squish

My aunt Sylvia dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 kitten 🐱 poodle 🐩 parrot 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pug 🐶 parakeet 🦜 canary 🦜 monkey 🐒 rock ⚫️

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