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Pet squish

My aunt Sylvia dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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rock ⚫️ mouse 🐁 hamster 🐹 poodle 🐩 kitten 🐱 labrador 🐕 monkey 🐒 canary 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 tarantula 🕷

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