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Pet squish

My aunt Sylvia dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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canary 🦜 mouse 🐁 parrot 🦜 poodle 🐩 gerbil 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pony 🐴 tarantula 🕷 monkey 🐒 labrador 🐕

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