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Pet squish

My aunt Sylvia dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

cat 🐈 poodle 🐩 hamster 🐹 parrot 🦜 monkey 🐒 canary 🦜 goldfish 🐠 puppy 🐶 gerbil 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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