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Pet squish

My aunt Sylvia dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

pug 🐶 rabbit 🐰 canary 🦜 gerbil 🐹 labrador 🐕 kitten 🐱 monkey 🐒 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pony 🐴 snake 🐍

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