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Pet squish

My aunt Sylvia dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 rock ⚫️ poodle 🐩 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pug 🐶 snake 🐍 kitten 🐱 dog 🐕 cat 🐈 parrot 🦜

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