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Pet squish

My aunt Sybil dropped a piano on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

poodle 🐩 tarantula 🕷 dog 🐕 labrador 🐕 mouse 🐁 monkey 🐒 parrot 🦜 snake 🐍 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pug 🐶

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