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Pet squish

My aunt Sybil dropped a sofa on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 tarantula 🕷 snake 🐍 rock ⚫️ canary 🦜 labrador 🐕 monkey 🐒 rabbit 🐰 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pony 🐴

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