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Pet squish

My aunt Sybil dropped a sofa on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

snake 🐍 parrot 🦜 parakeet 🦜 mouse 🐁 poodle 🐩 guinea pig 🇬🇳 monkey 🐒 gerbil 🐹 labrador 🐕 rock ⚫️

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