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Pet squish

My aunt Sybil dropped a barrel on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 mouse 🐁 parrot 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 canary 🦜 gerbil 🐹 kitten 🐱 rabbit 🐰 snake 🐍 hamster 🐹

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