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Pet squish

My aunt Sybil dropped a barrel on their pet …

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canary 🦜 tarantula 🕷 monkey 🐒 hamster 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 cat 🐈 rock ⚫️ rabbit 🐰 poodle 🐩 goldfish 🐠

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