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Pet squish

My aunt Sybil dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 canary 🦜 snake 🐍 labrador 🐕 gerbil 🐹 tarantula 🕷 pug 🐶 poodle 🐩 rabbit 🐰 rock ⚫️

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