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Pet squish
My
aunt
Sybil
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
poodle 🐩
snake 🐍
cat 🐈
labrador 🐕
gerbil 🐹
dog 🐕
pug 🐶
rabbit 🐰
guinea pig 🇬🇳
rock ⚫️
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