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Pet squish
My
aunt
Sybil
dropped
an anvil
on their pet
snake 🐍
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
...Cuddles
...Sparkles
Rex
Widget
Pebbles
Rosie
Sparky
...Wibble
Murphy
Voldemort
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