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Pet squish

My aunt Sybil dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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dog 🐕 canary 🦜 pony 🐴 rabbit 🐰 parrot 🦜 rock ⚫️ gerbil 🐹 mouse 🐁 guinea pig 🇬🇳 kitten 🐱

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